And no, I’m not going to get into a big discussion about the evils of hunting and what not. I think it’s pretty clear where I stand on the issue and I swear to Pete if I hear one more deer hunter try and argue that “it’s necessary,” I’m going to totally lose my sh%t.

So in avoidance of that, let’s just leave it to the fabulous Marisa Tomei – whose monologue here I have been known to drunkenly re-enact on several occasions (ok, I admit, I’ve been known to do it stone sober too).