On the heels of the “Shit Girls Say” videos, all kinds of similarly themed content has since shown up online. Vegan, 100% soy candle entrepreneur, Ari Solomon, recently jumped on the bandwagon with a few videos of his own, appropriately titled: “Shit Vegans Say” and they are two kindsa funny!

I think my favorite thing is that he’s wearing various PETA t-shirts throughout the videos but there are some seriously hilarious lines in there too, several of which have passed through my lips over the last year or two. I refuse to identify those I have and haven’t said, but I will say that if I see you doing something super-animal unfriendly in public (like wearing fur, for example), it is highly likely that I’ve called you an unpleasant name…

Enjoy!